Thursday Morning Fun from TBS….

“You Know You’re a Parent When…”

Having kids means that you’re constantly reminded of the fact that yes, you are parent. But instead of pretending that your children aren’t the ones running around with no pants, try embracing that special badge of honor that says “what have I gotten myself into?” Relax and enjoy some unconventional parenting insight brought to you by THE BILL ENGVALL SHOW.


You Know You’re a Parent When…

  • Your email signature reads “Do What I Say. Not What I Do.”
  • You decide to trade in your convertible for a minivan and cry the whole way to the dealership.
  • You’ve fixed someone’s hair with spit.
  • You’ve paid a costumed character to show up at your house.
  • No one calls you by your first name anymore. Now you’re simply known as someone’s Mom.
  • There’s an entire box of cereal buried in the cracks between your car seats. And you’ve considered eating it while waiting in the carpool line.
  • Instead of goodnight kisses, you now get goodnight text messages.
  • At least once a week you ask yourself “Whose kids are these?”
  • You’ve threatened competitors at the school science fair.
  • You find yourself wearing your pajamas for a coffee run or to drop off the kids. It’s not like you have time to get out of the car anyway.
  • You’ve been to soccer practice, ballet and story time all before 11am.
  • Most of your advice starts with “When I was your age.”
  • You have to explain how math will be useful some day.
  • Sleeping late means 8:15 am.
  • You read more than one parenting blog a day.
  • You realize your parents only come visit to see the grandkids.
  • You wipe anyone’s mouth other than yours.
  • You’ve hosted a graduation party for an 11-year-old.
  • You talk about bodily functions more than most doctors.
  • You occasionally forget to bathe.
  • You want to tell your kids about the birds and the bees, but you can’t remember the last time you did it.

For more hilarious parenting moments, tune in to THE BILL ENGVALL SHOW Saturday nights at 9/8c on TBS!!







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8 Comments --- Post Comment:

  1. Swamp Suzie said...

    Sleeping late means 8:15? Are they kidding? You mean 5:15! LOL!

  2. Double Dipped Sweets said...

    hilarious!

  3. Lia said...

    Alot of those - "You Know You’re a Parent When…" are pretty funny. I never saw his show but will have to look for it.

  4. Tamara B. said...

    You want to tell your kids about the birds and the bees, but you can’t remember the last time you did it.
    I so can relate to this!

  5. Shooting Stars Mag said...

    haha These are great! I love Bill Engvall. I need to watch his show more.

    -Lauren

  6. Grammy Mouse said...

    Hehehe...
    I love this guy! I also like to watch Bill when he is on the 'Blue collar comedy tours' shows on the comedy channel with Jeff Foxworthy! I love that they can make us laugh without resorting to cussing or cutting remarks.

    Faythe :-)

  7. Gina said...

    How funny! I heard about this show the other day, I'll have to check it out.

  8. Night Owl Mama said...

    This show is coming up in 2 weeks sounds hysterical can't wait

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